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Sex
- When did being alone become the modern-day equivalent of being a leper? Will Manhattan restaurants soon be divided up into sections -- smoking / non-smoking, single / non-single?
- New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, people who can't get it. No wonder the city never sleeps.
It's too busy trying to get laid.
- There are 1.3 million single men in New York, 1.8 million single women, and of these more than 3 million people, about 12 think they're having enough sex.
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Appearence
- Modelizers are obsessed not with women but with models, who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines, but in Manhattan actually run wild on the streets, turning the city into a virtual model country safari where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat.
- When did all the men get together and decide that they were only going to get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
- I happen to love the way I look.
- You should. You paid enough for it.
- Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection with another human being, and you don't have to shave your legs as much.
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Men x Women
- You should go through life like I do - not expecting men to fill you up, except when, well, you know.
- Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because they can.
- Everyone needs a man. That's why I rent. If you own and he still rents, then the power structure is all off. It's emasculating. Men don't want a woman who's too self-sufficient.
- I'm sorry, if a man is over thirty and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out or propagating the species.
- Okay, well, what about us?
- We're just choosy.
- Is he that bad in bed?
- No. He's just... he's a guy. He can rebuild a jet engine but when it comes to a woman... What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the Sphinx.
- It's infuriating! Women sit around, obsessing about what went wrong, while men just say "alrighty", and move on
- Did you ever get a girl pregnant?
- Not that I know of.
- GodDAMN, it must be nice to be a guy sometimes.
- The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!
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Relationships
- Meanwhile, uptown, Charlotte wondered when relationships had gotten so complicated. She yearned for the time when dinner was followed by dessert, not lubricant.
- The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of
humor.
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Sex And The City- Dialogues
